Conversation I had with my dad today as we were outside the supermarket. me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala* me: ew dad: what? me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car. dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger me: what year was the model? dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway. dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it. me: why didn't you? dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember. me: that sucks. dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much me: why not? dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot. me: what was his name? dad: john.

dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something sam: k dean: so...so it's like this all right dean: you know how i love pie the best sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember. dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake-- sam: you'd throw a bitch fit dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever. dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life dean: this really amazing cake dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life sam: dean wat dean: sam: what are you even saying dean: sam: dean: sam: dean: sam: dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas